ode to shaggy locks

This is for you, my friend, you know who you are.
Enjoy!!

Ode To Shaggy Locks

There once was a beautiful girl
Who was completely enamoured with hair.
Whether it be straight or curly,
The girl did not care.

She liked hair that was long,
She liked it even short.
She would laugh at some hair,
And occasionally snort.

But then, one day...
She met this extraordinary fellow.
On his head were shaggy locks
Of shimmering golden yellow.

Even his eyebrow hair was great!
He looked so handsome and youthful.
She took one look at his hair and said,
"I've never seen anything so wonderful!"